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下河捞几条泥鳅,晚上给老公补补!

这是什么寓意,佛祖洗头?
 姑娘,就你这体格,拿不起来也正常,不怕人看见
 姑娘,你肯定没遇到过吧,这车锁的漂亮啊
 咱也不知道这小姐姐说的啥,只想娶回家做媳妇
 妹子,难道你们这男厕所和女厕所不在一起?
 看我无敌铁头功
 我这饼还差点油,兄弟来借点你的头油用用!
 兄弟依然还是那么秀,开车都不用手扶方向盘
 说实话,如果你这么努力学习的话,成绩一定不会差。
 这是何方妖孽,小心我动手了
 比赛吃西瓜, 刚开始我就输了
 这种泡泡也能玩出艺术,真是高手中的高手
 着急上厕所却找不到坑的你
 工具我已经买好了,谁来准备大闸蟹
 摄影师为了让你觉着价钱值得,也是用尽了办法啊
 一时分不清谁是猪
 歪头都一样
 ?你俩不是天敌吗?
 一开始还分不清
 看啥?这是我弟弟,以后我罩它
 你们是又把哪破坏了?
 兔兔软软的真可爱
 你俩真的不是兄弟吗?
 医生的字不是我们这些凡人能看的
 机车带妹子必备技能,现在有机车,就剩下妹子了
 大家快来看看我家狗子还有救不,不行就来我家吃狗肉吧
 红色火龙果,各位千万不要这么啃啊
 孩子:等你老了,我一定送你去全市最好的敬老院
 狗子犯错了,自己叼来棍子受罚
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