大兄弟,这么好的姑娘,就是眼睛瞎了,不瞎她能跟他过吗? 
想要闺蜜的表情包,其实一块柠檬就足够了。 
对男人来说:满满的悲伤!妈呀,看得我凉飕飕的! 
大妹子,吃个雪糕也被你吃出水平来。 
妹子:我不干了啊!你到底准不准啊?吓死我了。 
这国产发动机真强悍,掉地上还在工作! 
朋友你的驴呢?难道也去东阿赶集去了? 
看这角度,女人都不淡定了! 
还是喝多了能找到感觉 
住个院,就这个大爷耳朵是正常的! 
没想到你是这样的妹子,表现这么优异,晚上安排! 
怎么办?我要不要追上去? 
这是铁树吗 
老板:又一个冤种来送钱了 
一根叫香蕉,四根叫什么? 
你女朋友知道这事不? 
好人没好报 
老板站在那看了半天说: 
这酸爽的,场面一度失控了~ 
还没从越野模式切换回来 
到达世界最高城理塘 
小僧法号沙僧或皮僧 
狗子:你这叫我怎么出门? 
有什么奇怪的东西寄身在身上

这就是偷吃蜂蜜的后果

这么脏,还扒拉出来干嘛,扔了吧

狗子:好残忍,下一步是不是吃我?

老司机是这么掉头的,厉害!

狗子都知道便后要冲水,有些人...... 
我都可怜成这样了,还不给我分点

我这么信任你,你却欺骗我 
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