天人地 |
2023-09-05 11:12 |
陈紫函X戴向宇▼
 一个是有多部代表作的“童年女神”, (已播:《倚天屠龙记》《神雕侠侣》《活佛济公》《卿卿日常》等,在播:《灼灼风流》,未播:《千秋令》《仙剑六》等)
 一个虽影视作品不算多,但也曾凭借一部《小娘惹》爆火新加坡,
 之前围绕着他们的关键词基本就是#姐弟恋#、#高颜值夫妻# 以为这俩人上节目会嗑到很多糖, 毕竟之前看两人的短视频, 见面就是亲亲抱抱,
 一起幼稚,
 相互斗嘴,
 戴向宇发的关于老婆的视频, 都是各种夸夸夸……
 微博上,都是各种表白,


 节目上呢, 工作回家不变的流程, (要抱抱~)
 休息时,戴向宇会做好早餐再喊陈紫函起床,
 她有起床气, 他就帮她穿袜子,
 牵着她的手去餐桌前,
 她爱演, 他就陪她演。
 她想玩变装小游戏, 他虽然嘴上各种拒绝,



 但还是依着,
 可是貌似被这一对甜到的人寥寥无几, 反而大面积的评论唱衰这段婚姻,



 甚至开始预言两人要离婚了?


 而言语之间, 也把问题核心点明了:戴向宇不爱干净【思考】 到底是有多不爱干净呢? 地上一眼就能看见的垃圾 ↓
 桌上随手放着的抹布 ↓
 沙发上乱扔的衣服裤子 ↓
 厨房里没收拾的碗筷 ↓
 未整理的行李箱 ↓
 而所谓收拾呢, 就是将眼前的垃圾一脚踢开, 扔到其他看不见的地方 ↓
 拿拖把当扫帚扫垃圾 ↓
 再踩出拖把的脏水拖地 ↓
 床上太乱了就拿被子一盖 ↓
 emmm,确实任谁看都会眉头一皱吧【吃瓜】 更别说, 这是一个39岁,已婚男人做家务的状态【emmm】 不怪辣评:“这男人是怎么长大的?!”
 不会做家务就算了, 连基本的生活常识也没有…… (自己没做过也该看别人干过吧……) 刚拖完的地板还没干透, 想也没想就铺上了新的地毯, 是真不知道可能会发霉嘛【吃瓜】
 在一个以“做家务”为主题的综艺节目里, (综艺《家务优等生》,观察各个不同嘉宾做家务的状态) 戴向宇深刻得给我们展示了什么叫“干啥啥不行”。 煎牛排火太大,
 外面熟了里面还是一滩血水,
 仿佛只是用“电吹风吹了一下的牛排”依旧在吃,
 嘉宾都不禁反问:“这是什么原始社会吗?”
 西蓝花虾仁想要收汁,
 但没有汁怎么办? 那就往里面强行加水,

 知道的是菜汁,不知道的以为是洗菜水……

 榨果汁塞得满满当当,
 滴水未放就让其开始工作, 你觉得它能动不?
 发现搅不动后就开始借助人力,
 怎么说呢, 家务是有在做, 但有他做家务的片段, 全是错误操作【吃瓜】

 安全提示【捂脸】
 试想一下, 当你拖着疲惫的身体回家, 明明事先已经提醒了对方收拾干净,
 然而…… 交代对象换好的窗帘是这样的效果,


 铺的地毯完全不考虑后续的使用感受,






 衣服和起子放在一个篮里,


 自己买的小玩意被随意堆放在角落,

 买的花被弄出了折痕,

 床头仍旧堆满了杂乱的充电线,



 就这,还都是他已经收拾过的场面【emmm】 你抱怨了几句, 而他呢,面对你的抱怨只会傻笑,
 而你呢,没有任何时间休息, 甚至还要帮忙善后, 会崩溃嘛? 多多少少是会的吧【吃瓜】

 这也不禁让观察室的嘉宾问了陈紫函一句:“你累吗?” (这也是橘想问的) 陈紫函让他拿剪刀、纸巾, 找了半天不知道两样东西在哪里,
 最后还是陈紫函自己去拿的……
 而面对陈紫函的质问:“怎么家里的事情你一问三不知,你知道啥?”


 他跷着二郎腿,笑嘻嘻看着她:“啥也不会”,
 其实到这, 橘还真有点震惊,
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