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2023-06-18 22:30 |
我可得快点吃,不然一会儿就没有了
 都给我站好了,我爸要开始讲话了
 能不能别看了,说好的带我出去玩呢
 跑什么跑,你就不知道接住我吗?
 早知道就不跑这么快了,没想到记错规则了
 都让一让啊,本帅哥要出来炸街了
 跟我比划拳是吧,那你今天还就真的碰上对手了
 快来看看,我今天是不是最美的新娘子
 快帮我打开啊,没看到我进不去了吗?
 大哥,你这手艺属实有点对不住你要的价格啊
 今天挣得有点多,都把我给数困了
 这西瓜挺硬啊,把我家玻璃都给震坏了
 怎么回事,你咋还学会骗人了
 这一单是我的,谁都不许给我抢
 不知道我是谁吗,竟然敢咬我
 给我看好了,这银杏雨好看吧
 我这姿势帅吧,此刻我就是滑雪场最靓的仔
 下次记得把床放得离窗户近点,没看到我都上不去了吗?
 这是被我挖到了什么,咋还出来了道喷泉
 真是太看得起自己了,刚出锅的竟然直接用手接
 我就是想帮下忙,你咋能这样对我呢
 我终于自由了,快冲啊
 是不是变心了,我终究也不是你的小宝贝了
 这天下啊,终究是和我格格不入
 就让我进去吧,我保证不偷吃
 这又是太简单了,对我来说简直就是没有难度
 我这运气怎么样,完美地避开了所有
 我赢了吧,这下这些钱就都是我的了
 看啥呢,不知道我在晒太阳吗?
 看胆子小的,我又不撞你们
 马上就要下班了,想想真是开心啊
 都快使劲啊,我快要没力气了
 大哥,我可谢谢你让我露出原形
 一个上学一个工作一个结婚,听说看眼神就能猜出来,你能猜到吗?
 智力低于180算不出来,你知道答案吗?欢迎评论区留言!
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