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真应了那句话:科技是第一生产力
 额,我就想知道这连锁管事吗?也是醉了
 哥们,你这个媳妇太实在了!
 老婆给买的新鞋千万不能弄脏了
 玩完这个游戏你不能回家
 跳个舞。你跪着做什么
 太短了,你必须跳下山才能飞!
 你为什么要贴一张岳云鹏的脸?这看起来确实令人误解
 这就是男生女生理解的差异。
 奈何友才不高,只识弯弓大雕!
 做你媳妇不容易,还这样恶搞
 说真的,这猴子的伙食比我的都好
 服务员平常都是这么训练的,真是不容易啊!
 毕业解放
 当你刚学会开车时不要笑
 看我飘逸的头发
 这只乌龟看起来很特别啊
 就想问一下,这是木头软还是力气大呢
 男生宿舍惊现长发美背女!
 今年宿舍沙雕特别多,都是一窝又一窝
 这个猫比我节奏感强太多了!
 这太棒了。它会自动跟随主人。。。
 看我这生活水平可以不
 猴哥有时会绊倒
 KTV麦霸,哈哈哈

 人在极度缺氧的情况下,吸一口屁能不能续命?
 豪华菜板
 有啥想不开的,要和驴过?
 这就是看球时刻,专注看手机的后果
 你为什么伸出胳膊肘!
 这是公然挑衅
 不要逃跑,你应该看看有没有狗在追你
 这是一个结束单身的机会
 女朋友的鞋子,怎么感觉都一样啊?

 让我们一起去蓝翔,挖掘机推开波浪
 醉妹
 你可能不晓得人脸识别背后的秘密,太离谱了吧,哈哈哈哈
 生物老师是个女的,讲到生理部分时,她向一男生提问
 这个对联困扰了小编好久,你会吗?欢迎评论区留言

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