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2023-03-28 22:01 |
哥们,碰到修车的地方记得去安装一个挡泥板
 搞笑摆拍越来越多了,其实都没啥新的创意
 忘记了一件很重要的事,突然觉得不对劲
 能点亮灯泡是不是天生就是当灯泡的命?
 一顿操作猛如虎,厉害了我的大爷
 你别呼啦了,我看你已经很帅了!
 这是什么颜料,会有如此美丽的效果
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 猴子都懂好事成双的道理呀,要拿就拿2个
 结婚聘礼,没有五十万也有二十万
 等他长大了,回顾一生,此时已是人生巅峰
 妹子,以后就不要横穿马路了
 没结婚之前挺正常的,现在迷上了脚丫子的味道无法自拔
 穷养儿子富养女,两个哥哥,好无奈
 你怎么那么喜欢吃萝卜呢?你也不是兔子啊!不对啊!兔子是吃红萝卜的啊!
 当你吃完饭想要结账的时候,才发现自己带的钱不够就有点搞笑了
 妹子确实有点猝不及防,笑死我了
 讲道理,这么薄的手机还是第一次见简直就像一张纸片一样
 妹子,在外边还是要稍微给你男朋友留点面子的好
 姑娘自己逛超市吗?要不我帮你拎包吧
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 妈妈从小就培养孩子抵抗挫败感的技能
 我就想问一下各位,这车密封性还可以吧
 让让啊,车有点长
 这就是爱情吧
 就这么没了[汗]
 这么听话的狗狗,肉肉一定很香
 明天的天气有点热
 这就是我不买这车的原因,我们村它都进不去
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