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2023-03-01 17:40 |
好奇害死猫,
 “保洁阿姨把我珍藏的手办碰倒了又接回去了,结果这画风我笑了。”哈哈哈哈,
 洗个澡让你这么为难吗,这么撑着也不下水,
 还是喜欢这种小巧的清纯妹子啊,看着就是很舒服,
 这个打台球应该是不咋地了,


 相亲到这样的妹子一般怎么介绍自己合适啊?
 到底是大人错还是孩子的错,
 反正没人认识我,
 小酒入口,啥事没有,
 现在终于知道了为什么人家店生意那么好?实在是有特色呢,
 这种是不是可以给他吊销了执照哦,太可恨了,
 很困,但是还能兜住,
 这里空调好舒服啊,为什么我要跟着你出去哦,
 保安心情有点复杂了啊此时,
 这个算是寻衅了吧,估计打了也没事的,
 这一路开过去,是不是脑浆子都给蹦出来了哦,
 开心一点也没啥问题吧,只要指挥没出差错,
 有多少人认识这沙雕头发上的东西,
 我说大妹子,你这体格能不能跳过去难道你心里没半点逼数?还把脚烫了,尴尬了吧!
 食堂里的伙食就是养人啊,
 这是谁给我放的真砖?
 狗狗:我靠,能不能慢点开,吓死老子了!你知道我是第一次坐你车
 还好你刹车捏得够及时啊,
 苦了你了,橙子,
 最后的倔强,
 绝对平衡桌,
 这是曹老板砍的那棵树?
 自取灭亡,
 绕过去就很厉害了,
 喂得是酒和花生米?
 同事这样的性格该怎么相处啊,我在邻座都苦死了,

 到底是怎么摔的,你说清楚啊,不然怎么给你报销治疗费,


 既然到腰了,那咱就成亲了吧妹子,

 亲戚给介绍的很善谈的妹子,可是听说她有孩子,我还要不要接受她哦,
 最后一行破坏了规律啊。
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