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1.就要和青梅竹马的女朋友结婚了,我真幸福
 2.还好是警犬,不然小家伙可能已经没了
 3.鞋坏了,请了个免费的修理工
 4.为了演戏也是够拼了,敬业的演员!
 5.小情侣玩游戏亲我是怎么回事?我女朋友怎么办!
 6.这就是顺着网线过来打人的吧哈哈哈,以后玩游戏可不能骂人了
 7.公交车上面遇见的姑娘,怎么样去搭讪才不显得尴尬,需要注意什么?哈哈哈
 8.猫咪好像很喜欢主人设计的这个发型
 9.通常碰到这种发传单的我都得下车回他个三叩九拜!
 10.中国也有牛人,妹子注意安全!
 11.一群损友让我在女神面前丢尽脸面,我该怎么办?
 12.小伙子,天大的脱单好机会啊,一定要抓住!
 13.也许这就是没人追求的原因吧
 14.彭于晏:你礼貌吗?
 15.“妈,你是不是贪图我爸的美色?”朋友晒出爸妈的结婚照

 16.居然有人说我平胸,来吧,展示!
 17.这是老婆给我做的下酒菜,感觉在暗示我什么?
 18.太帅了,差点失去一个朋友!
 19.鞋底烂了的鞋不要丢,这样还能穿几年!
 20.公园里永远不缺牛人!
 21.这眼睛真的跟假的一样!
 22.这到底是男人的悲哀还是女人的幸福?
 23.“保洁阿姨的侧颜,太惊艳了,是富 婆体验生活吧?”哈哈哈哈哈
 24.看着就疼系列,妹子胸疼吗?
 25.大哥,瞄准一点,不然就开席了
 26.小伙子看啥呢?水可不能乱喝!
 27.小猫真是活泼好动,张牙舞爪的好可爱!
 28.问:如何快速敷完面膜?(首先我们要知道如何快速吸收哈哈哈哈)
 29.前男友不陪我的时候,我也是这样烦他的
 30.打一个四个字成语,能答出来的说明小学毕业了!
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