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使劲儿跳,这样你爹一个月的工资又没了
 在军营是不能乱搞这种恶作剧的
 这是小时候做错事的你
 孩纸:我真的是亲生的吗?
 每个男人都梦寐以求这样的早晨?
 我有一只小毛驴,我从来也不骑!
 让你淘气!估计再也不敢了
 小鸡:兄弟等着我来救你
 “小姐姐,俯拍确实是显脸小,但很容易被人看到亮点啊!”哇哈哈哈~
 孩子,感受到了吧,这就是池鱼之殃
 对不起啊!今天真有事,咱们改天玩!
 今天的阳光格外的好啊
 贝多芬都直呼说内行
 兄弟你是真淡定啊,差点被撞到你还能继续打电话
 姑娘们注意点形象吧,你们这让其他人还怎么坐。
 妹子,给你一台风扇,整个世界都是你的了
 就算是在T台上矜持的模特,也有放飞自己的时候啊!
 妹子,你这个比心,让我好想对你动心。
 这也太软了吧
 妹子被晃哪里去了啊
 姑娘今天也太大意了吧,衣服内外都穿反了,路人看着好尴尬
 因为好看的皮囊都千篇一律
 手无缚鸡之力,抓鸡全靠天意!
 每天双排,大家有什么想问的吗?
 这个车祸戏真的很侮辱智商诶
 老司机,我想知道你要把车开到哪里去?这下尴尬了吧?
 这是什么神兽,有人知道吗?
 姑娘,你妈喊你回家穿秋裤呢!
 牛:不干了,后面的马是流氓
 求高手解答一下,这个上坟的男女到底是啥关系呢?
 那个位置不是谁都站得稳的,得有实力
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