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2023-02-09 20:21 |
我已经真的尽力了,我真的是够不到啊!
 这橘子,出。。出轨了???
 惊呆了
 姑娘你是对审美有什么误解么,同情去看手机的顾客
 你俩的关系再好,也不用在大庭广众的牵手吧。
 炫富?不存在!
 其实还挺时尚的,哈哈哈
 我想知道像这样的姑娘,最后会嫁给什么样的人
 猫:你拿把剪刀,这是想救老子,还是想杀老子
 我家的爱宠,已经学会了自己洗澡。
 听说青菜特别贵,都抢着吃!
 动作太不利索,车都不耐烦了
 酒到兴高采烈处居然想来一段京剧
 如果大爷不是25岁的程序员,那大爷肯定是个土豪
 人家去动物园是去游玩,你是去。。。。
 刚提的敞篷车,大显示屏!
 小妹妹你这个才是真功夫啊,不是一般人可以做出来的
 不帅?还是造型不对?
 跳得真好,跳完来我办公室一下!
 我只要空瓶子,不要你给的任何东西,谢谢你
 猪八戒娶媳妇咯
 狮子:老铁,你谁啊???
 这前男友是来砸场子的吧!
 熊猫:既然被封印在这里,这武器也没有用了,吃了吧
 以为是个青铜,没想到真是个青铜
 大师兄快把你的圈去掉吧,再不去掉妹子都要喝醉了!
 作业有什么好做的,和我一起玩多好!
 这就是没买返程票的你!
 目测这三轮车也岁数大了,腿脚不利索了
 规则就是用来打破的
 不要轻易惹村里的鸡
 考验智力的时候到了,这题你会吗?
 姑娘大意了,镜片的反射早就被大家看得一清二楚!好尴尬哈哈哈
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