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我就那么招惹喜欢吗?天天有女生给我送情书!
 吓的爷爷都蹦起来了
 这个游戏从没让我失望过:
 输了输了,寡不敌众啊???小黄鸭,安排?
 送酒的小哥哥一下给带偏了,算了我还在上班呢
 哥们,我就知道你的酒量很大,要不然不敢这样玩!
 安检小姐姐:不行,有内味了
 走路的时候,一定要远离水坑,防止被坑
 哈哈哈,外卖小哥的艰辛之路
 大哥,这是哪个美女得罪了你?
 下雨天,还有这么大的风,打伞几乎等于没打。
 刚谈的女朋友,我该不该救她啊
 没事没事,你们开你们的,我们只是装碰瓷玩玩而已
 当姐姐的套路这么小的弟弟,你也好意思吗?
 打算做饭秀一波,来个翻身,没想到这锅的质量这么差
 变形金刚还真能实现呢
 大家上的妹子,真的比自家的媳妇吸引人
 踢个毽子,还学会了劈叉,你说神不神奇
 哥们你这神一样的技能,喝个奶也需要如此高的操作吗?哈哈
 有谁知道为什么这只骆驼成了这个样子呢?看上去满满的不情愿呀!
 实话说要是我,真没勇气去开门救人
 我们家养的宠物,是不是很温顺
 哥们,赶紧把你家猪拉走,车都给我蹭坏了
 这外卖小哥怎么了?这动作这么摇摆,我都想加入进去了
 鱼:你能不能多倒点,我还没喝过瘾呢
 本以为是个青铜,结果是个王者 妹子,不就是两根辣条的事吗?只要不暴打我一顿就行,什么我都满足你俩
 这大太阳,不擦防晒霜,是会死人的!
 中国人的白酒,老外还是不太适合,直呼我错了
 妹子你没事吧,我来扶你
 这才是开挖掘机的最高境界,无人驾驶自己干活!

有句话说得好:没有金刚牙不揽瓷器活,有了金刚牙顶桌不费劲!

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