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女朋友出差了,她闺蜜突然约我去唱歌,但是她打扮得怎么奇奇怪怪的,总感觉自己有点慌!
 这家理发店的理发师一个比一个漂亮,看来必须得办个会员卡了!
 老婆说买了件新睡衣非得给我看看,突然这么正式进来还鞠躬,吓了我一大跳!

 这查房的大一新生是被某些假人欺骗过是咋的?
 既然是网恋自然就要用网图,好像听起来也没啥不对!
 这对搭档的配合可以说是天衣无缝,怎么就是觉得妹子的动作有点怪怪的呢!
 我寻思这器材也没碰着你啊,小姐姐这是打算剑走偏锋,反碰大爷的瓷?
 本来还以为是个假人,没想到还会喘气吧!
 这生活水平已经相当高了好吗,起码还有泡面吃!
 这马的大红花和号牌可以说是相当骚气了啊!
 这是什么创意马桶,难道我们家的马桶也是这样做的?
 这裤子的防污性能真的可以啊,哪里有得卖?
 本来我是不太相信的,直到我顺着手指看去......
 我说这狗子怎么这么老实,原来是对面有很多人在馋它,之所以捏住它的嘴也是怕它流下哈喇子吧!
 本来看大兄弟这块头还以为是个王者,结果一出手顶多算个塑料啊!
 这兄弟平时看来人气不咋样啊,这玩个游戏都被坑哈哈!
 就算穿上貂皮大衣你还是只企鹅!
 小学二年级级别的题目,看看有多少朋友该回炉重造了呢?

 《仁 王》
 不得不说还挺还原的
 还是手好用
 吃不到第二块?
 新来的前台总是玩手机
 莉可丽丝
 结论:英国人
 艺高鸟胆大
 洗洗干净找人接盘啦

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