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31、老司机带带我,我也想学学你这车技
 32、两个大男人,竟然套路一个妹子,有意思吗?
 33、这技术杠杠的,卡得恰到好处!!
 34、不是我不出手,我一出手吓死你,还来不
 35、买这车的是个什么人物,看看这车牌牛不牛,带字母的果然不简单
 36、老板最怕遇到这样的高手,亏死了
 37、宝宝:别说是下雨了,今儿就是下刀子我也要出来逛
 38、妈妈不在家,爸爸就是这样带孩子的 39、阿姨,你就不能等它凉了之后再吃吗?隔着屏幕都感觉到了烫
 40、女友跟我说的她饭量小一般只吃一碗面,天真的我竟然真信了
 41、全都是硬菜,今晚不醉不休
 42、这是我见过的被宰后最有尊严的一只鸡!
 43、天上掉下来一个姑娘,谁抓住就是谁的,兄弟别抢哈
 44、宝宝上来二话不说,直接就拿钱。哈哈
 45、就是喜欢在高处开自行车,这也许就是外国人少的原因吧
 46、河马:两个人欺负我一人算什么英雄,有本事一对一单挑
 47、大妹子,你也不看下你是什么吨位级别,滑梯都被你砸烂了
 48、我终于知道人家的几万步是怎么来的了!
 49、老婆,那可是我的牙刷啊
 50、大哥,你确定你做的是刀削面
 51、大哥,我相信婚后你会很幸福的!
 52、这颗大白菜估计是要成精
 53、司机大哥们,别看了,一切都已经没了
 54、看衣服就知道男人在家的地位有多高了
 55、结婚要有仪式感!!
 56、这是亲妈做的鞋子,真是亲妈!
 57、这是啥造型呀!挺别致呀!
 58、蚊子:我特么的摊上个什么人,不会是大猩猩吧!!
 59、美女:咦,我带来的那个二傻呢?
 60、兔子急了别说咬人,就是狗子也开干!
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