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2022-07-02 21:33 |
我也想养只小兔子,你能和我回家吗
 兄弟,就这频率,参加个五百米不是妥妥的冠军吗
 真是个吃苦耐劳的妹子,长这么好看还出来拉犁
 撑不住就睡会吧,瞧瞧你困的那样
 就怕空气突然安静,哈哈哈哈,小伙的社死瞬间
 众所周知,下雪的时候就是二哈血脉觉醒的时候 时刻
 兄弟这可不兴撸呀,你看它好乖,它看你好吃吃
 幸好有狗子在劝架,要不然就得打起来呀
 虎落平阳被犬欺,狗子真勇,哈哈哈哈
 是不是玩不起,看我夹不夹你就知道了
 新来的大厨,一个月已经换了七个锅了
 不知道的还以为是剪刀呢
 来来来,戴上皇冠
 功夫熊猫,真是个灵活的滚滚
 我是魔鬼身材,可以不用减肥了
 这些衣服当年是怎么做到全国统一的呀,哈哈哈哈
 两个家伙是在唱信天游吗
 他到底是怎么摞这么高的,上面的可以蒸熟吗
 你们敢去摘榴莲吗
 好家伙,半个小时的大席,我愣是一口汤都没喝上
 你脚是有多臭,大虾都被熏晕了
 哈哈哈哈,没想到马路上还能行船
 见过骑马骑牛的,骑猪的还是没见过
 车门设计的比保险柜还复杂
 新郎新娘真孝顺,结婚的时候还给老人洗脚
 我家狗咋整天有气无力的,遇见人也不叫呢?哈哈哈哈

 兄弟兄弟,我搁这呢
 每天都刷牙,真是一个干净卫生的狗子
 睡在床上都能看到外面狂风暴雨,真不错 大侠能不能载我一程呀
 快餐店的老板遇到了这辈子最真实的评论,哈哈哈哈
 本来是牵手的年纪吗,你却和妹子掰手腕
 好家伙,你这是玩火自 焚呀
 “300块请的师傅,值这价钱吗?”感觉怪怪的!哈哈哈
 考验你们智商的时候到了,还有不一样的答案吗?
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