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2022-06-08 21:39 |
生了生了,母子平安,
 刚搬进新租的房子,打扫卫生时发现了这个,要不要告诉房东?哈哈,


 终于明白凳子中间留个洞的作用,原来就是防止小孩子写作业时弯腰!
 家里孩子不吃饭怎么办?看这位大哥这方法真是绝了,
 怪不得经常点的餐菜油老是漏出来 !
 骑摩托车时可不能秀恩爱,这么做多危险啊!
 你看看娃娃这一身,两只眼睛一脸束手无措望着你,
 设计师当初设计的时候是什么想法?
 大哥你这手机哪买的?这么举着不感觉很累吗?
 来了老弟,
 这是什么课程,都把传家宝给带来了,
 二货青年欢乐多,
 我坐着椅子上心惊胆战,以后都不敢光顾第二次了!
 我一个人带三个弟弟都不成问题,关键我还有空跳皮筋,
 开着三轮车向台阶上行驶,这车技果然令人佩服!
 我这混得都不如你啊!
 这样教孩子剥鸡蛋,不怕担心孩子把脑袋撞傻吗?
 这年头结婚除了要有房有车还不行的,还得要艘游船才行,
 伸懒腰也可以这么美,真的是,
 别再秀了,这老大爷真的是看腻了,

 这是在COS什么角色啊,有没有人能知道,



 最喜欢兔子了,特别是这样的兔子,

 这个家教到家里来试课,就是学费有点高,
 看看你们的有多搞笑。
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