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 搞笑段子不笑我赔钱:从小就要门当户对 哥们,你是刚来考驾照吗?教练都要被你气崩溃了
 ?哈哈,熊孩子,你这是什么眼神?妈妈看到都要笑喷了吧??
 ?咦,这什么节奏,要挑选新娘吗??
 妹子,你穿着裙子跪大街上作秀吗?一点形象都不要了吗?
 ?女友结婚了新郎不是我,情理之中意料之外,好好笑哦 哥们,你这是哪根筋抽了?穿出了引领时尚的新高度 你见过这样剥鸡蛋壳的吗?这哥们肯定是个玩色子的高手吧 女友每次吃冰淇淋就这样看我,是嫌我买的小吗? 他们都问我为什么遛鸡,废话,鸡便宜鸡好养啊,有钱我能养这个吗?
 哈哈,今天我又学了一招,以后再也不用怕上厨房
 哈哈,小白鼠好几天了,我都逮不到你,今天终于被我逮到了, 我的陷阱布置的高吧 媳妇说婚车要大气的,结果我给她弄了辆加长版的,她好像不高兴了
 这是我见过最牛的伴娘团了,只是这车有点太坑人了吧,尴尬了
 咋了,爱好女装不行啊
 大哥,你这样太坏了吧,等会不怕妹子和你分手吗
 战斗民族的气场就是强大,就连熊看到了都会害怕
 姐,你很霸气十足啊,自己开车去新郎家,真是够厉害了
 没有自拍杆,只能出此对策了,大哥够有才啊,哈哈 妹子,这样睡觉是不是格外踏实
 大哥,这是古墓派睡绳神功吧,好像还差点火候
 大妈,你坐地铁这样打电话是认真的吗,这可是固定电话啊
 看图猜成语,如果不会就在评论区打666,神秘人会告诉你答案哦
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