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2022-05-27 20:28 |
每日一笑:妹子厉害了,修车果然是一把好手啊
 哥们,强扭的瓜不甜,你这又是何必呢
 喵星人:头好晕,根本停不下来啊
 现在已经下班了,跳段广场舞老板不会把你辞退的
 能不能给我开个门啊??走了一半们掉下来了
 俗话说好吃不过饺子,看你心急的!
 逛超市购物车还是得让女票推,不能老惯着她!
 有一个开挖机的兄弟就是好
 这发际线,绝对是个真贝勒啊。
 辣椒炒鸡蛋,现在就等这个鸡蛋了
 主人教狗狗学游泳,却万万没想到
 今晚吃火锅鱼,好像鱼买大了,还是锅太小?
 没有灵魂的烤肉,哈哈哈
 明天就要结婚了,今天先热一下场子哈哈哈
 妹子!帮我拍个照好吗?
 好像发现了什么!假货啊!哈哈哈
 第一次和嫂子的闺蜜吃饭,结果她喝多了怎么办,哈哈哈哈
 我就修理一下树叶,看把你们吓得,哈哈哈
 财神这种散财的方式,标新立异啊哈哈哈
 妹子没有衣服穿,居然穿上了男友的工作服
 妹子你说你那么激动干什么?这么多人都看着呢?
 这是怎么了都?结婚排队我能理解,咋离婚也排上队了呢?哈哈哈
 大姐,以后走台步的时候一定要数好步子,不然膝盖会很疼的
 我农村的见识少,难道现在这三驴蹦子都需要贴实习标志吗
 妹子你就别笑了,都成街上的亮点了,亏你还笑得出来啊
 上个班还这么翘个腿玩手机,你俩是等着老板扣工资的吧
 大哥就你这为负数的智商,点炮仗这种危险操作还真不适合你啊
 老婆,你别骗我,切个豆腐都能把菜刀切断,你这是使出了多大的力气啊
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