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“同宿舍兄弟失恋了,一直躺地上!”我该怎么办?哈哈哈
 她只是因为想生气跟谁都没关系
 毋庸置疑这一定是嫁给了爱情
 心虽空,但是依旧坚强的活着
 哎哟妈呀,这是什么造型啊,挺别致啊!
 刹不住了,我去追尾了,神助队友本来不想上的
 我敢打赌,八成男人缺这两样东西
 你这儿子是充话费送的吧!
 凭实力单身的
 你这精神我真的很敬佩,一个人都没有!
 看我!快看我!
 这才是真正的流水席
 大哥你说实话你是怎么隔着衣服看到里面的
 “刚开始让我用屠龙宝刀我是拒绝的,但是使用之后,哇!切豆腐皮还真好用啊!”
 你永远体会不到小短腿的痛
 每次看到这都是看一遍笑一遍,哪个鬼才想出来的
 戏精本精
 如果能隐身,你想干点啥?
 坦克再强大,也怕飞机炸
 虎毒不食子呀
 这跑步机应该很费水吧!
 搞笑段子考验智力的时候到了,这题你会吗?
 月老给你牵的钢筋你都能给掰断了。
 编辑 不好意思,我家有点窄
 编辑 给妈妈也买票吧,算是见家长了!
 还有这种帅气的卖艺方式?
 这是趁着车子还在保修期所以才这么任性吗
 仔细分析一下,看你会选几

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