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老大爷这是谁给你绑的小辫子呀?我妈妈给我绑的。
 喷水车喷出了彩虹
 妹子的反应能力真的不错
 狗子:你要把我拴在中路,我都比你强
 教练:完了完了,这月奖金又要白费了
 这是干活前没有吃饭吗?
 干嘛啊,我只是在健身而已
 妹纸,这个不怪你,杆太高
 只能移动一根火柴,使等式成立你会吗?欢迎在评论区留言!
 大妹子,你这姿势有点强啊,身体真柔软
 妹子你洗个脸还能这样玩耍,调皮了啊
 穿拖鞋让你不要跑太快,你偏不听!
 谁能告诉我这口井存在的意义?
 抱大腿的狗子,你要点脸不?
 爱情不分性别种族
 我就是出来逛个街,也要被迫营业吗
 这个小王八犊子你别跑!
 没有穿裤子,快跑,屁股还是被大家看见了!
 真怕病人跳起来突然来了一句:换一批
 猫星人,这个加点调料应该更好吃吧
 大哥,你种的萝卜应该可以吃了吧!
 老虎也难过美人关
 新娘子宁可婚礼迟到,也要坚持打完三圈麻将
 妹子还是换个地方吃东西吧,镜子里的姿势很不雅观呢。
 看懂了,也就长大了
 果然又是外国友人作死秀
 冬天出门的时候,忘记了关水龙头。
 这可能是我们离婚前最后一次夫妻之间的互动
 孩子:我太难了,妈妈你为啥要生二胎啊
 人生如戏,全靠演技!
 这道题算了半天都没有把答案算出来,你们知道正确的答案吗?

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