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这就是美颜和现实中的区别
 男朋友没有在身边,想买衣服怎么办?天道有轮回,苍天饶过谁!!
 跟我斗,你个战五渣
 挖掘机:底盘有点脏啊,来个自动洗底盘吧
 这条铁路真的是好盘啊,跟一条大蛇一样
 带女朋友喝了两杯,我女朋友是不是没治了
 宋江会打小兵,抢经济。
 老师!我受到了一万点的伤害!
 老母鸡:只要小主子高兴,我不在乎吃泡沫的后果
 高速仓鼠充电器
 妹子你吃的啥?让我都想尝一尝了。
 说好的男生AA,就我一个男的,咋办?
 哥们我就想知道后来你还活着吗?
 各位我要去寻找魔法学校了,幸运的话三年后我将学成归来
 狗子,请开始你的表演!!!
 看到这么漂亮的妹纸,我就觉得不靠谱
 想知道一卷卫生纸到底有多长,我刚刚也试了一下,可是我把手机扔下去了
 见识一下农村的吃席,今天上的全是硬菜呀
 曾经拒绝过我的男生,现在你一定会后悔的
 神器啊!一帽遮百丑……
 妹子教你如何让自己在众人中脱颖而出!
 几秒钟,这哥们用光了一辈子的运气!
 马上过年了,新提一架飞机,肯定倍有面子吧
 燕子组团来建村。
 这衣服好,再也不用洗衣服了,真不错
 现在的大货车越来越疯狂了,为了抢三秒,惹出了这么严重的车祸
 小伙子,追妹子就大胆点,还偷偷摸摸的
 日本的清洁工都是这么炫酷的么?
 那么妖娆,不怕被人揍么?
 正所谓狭路相逢勇者胜,然后就这样了
 冒昧地问一句,这几根木头值多少钱
 如果哪天你背叛了我,我将会把你放进我家池塘里
 袋鼠的袋子里装的到底是什么…
 孩子:我只是略施小计,老爸就乖乖吃饭了
 客户送给我的说挺贵的,这是茶吗?这分明说树叶啊!
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