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2022-04-08 18:50 |
“这伴娘火了,独自躲角落玩手机,还是被发现了!”哈哈哈

 就想找个这样的女朋友, 有人可以给我介绍吗?
 发现武林高手了, 这一脚让我从此踏上了不归路
 我就想问问,喷这几个字多少钱?
 教练,你说我吃饭了吗?
 大哥手法很溜,不知道待会挨揍
 一天到晚这是干嘛呢?也不敢问…
 快点快点,你看我朋友脸都饿白了!哈哈哈
 大姐这手速真的太牛了, 1个人干了5个人的活,老板都心服口服
 53岁的老男人画个妆,人生面貌年轻20岁。
 说起来你都不信,我盘了根蜡烛!
 姑娘打扮成这样,是要被打的节奏啊
 就算下刀子也要把份子钱吃回来!
 生意有多好, 看看人家的签子你就完全明白了
 同志们,冲啊,今晚死皮管饱啊
 别笑我,我就想用美颜试试, 我到底有多帅!
 今天去相亲,请妹子吃饭, 忘带钱包了在线等
 你走路的姿势怎么那么的霸气呢? 不过我喜欢!
 你这车厉害了啊! 才不怕地上有多深的水呢?
 妹子,你的奢侈品挺多的啊, 看着挺好的,就是有点废纸啊!
 坐火车的时候看上了对铺的妹子,这妹子看上去好高冷啊,我要怎么样才能追到这样的妹子呢?

 本想秀一把,结果却变成了撕心裂肺!
 这是吃的什么菜呀,喝成这样了!
 W槽。。。为了吃鸡,内裤都不要了?
 过了今夜,我也成了有志青年!
 非要体验农家院,你怎么还吐了?
 来面试的女工张口就要2万工资, 当露出绝活后,被老板一眼相中
 让爸爸看孩子,总能想出新玩法!
 在此一待一整天,就为抽根中华烟!
 终于解封了,活动活动!
 妹子,可以说你瞄的已经很准了!
 这老太的尬舞也是没谁了,吃不下去饭了
 不得不说,现在的男人疑心病都太重了,女人只要是出差在外,他们就会怀疑自己有被绿的可能性,最近有一个妹子为了防止老公怀疑自己,一到宾馆就给老公发了一张自拍片,照片中的她戴了一副眼镜,穿的也比较保守,看上去十分乖巧的样子,不过网友们还是发现了端倪。。。网友:拍照的人是谁呢?
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