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1.“老婆买了件衣服,穿起来挺好看啊!”网友:戴上墨镜像苍蝇!哈哈哈


 2.新娘跟伴娘,肯定是很要好的闺蜜,要不然不会让,这么漂亮的伴娘,站在自己身边!哈哈哈
 3.兄弟的皮肤颜色,差距太大了,一看就是被太阳晒得,你能猜出他是做什么工作的吗?
 4.这是被罚在楼道上,看书的女同学!
 5.这背景图,太逼真了,兄弟都上当了!哈哈哈
 6.本来想养大了,再炖着吃,但给你机会你不珍惜啊!
 7.送个餐而已,看把人家妹子吓得!
 8.我不知道该说点什么好,反正就是想笑!
 9.看美女,也要有技术才行!
 10.一摸一样的动作,为啥结果不一样呢?
 11.练瑜伽的姑娘,为什么都有一种迷人的气质?
 12.还以为啤酒,是小伙要喝的,没想到妹子干了!
 13.隔着屏幕,我都听到的啪嗒的响声!
 14.姑娘,看得出来,你这性格一定是很外向吧?
 15.额,距离稍微有点远了!
 16.我要进球,谁也挡不住我!哈哈哈
 17.以后换零钱,就找你了!
 18.妹子,你该吃药了吧?
 19.这只熊猫,看来是饿了啊,哪位兄弟有竹子,快去喂饱她!
 20.你知道哪个人先S吗?欢迎评论区告诉我哦!
 刚才在自动取款机取钱,我取五千,女朋友在一旁问:“为啥取这么多?”我并没有理她,出钞口打开,我一把将钱拿出,从中拿出100装进自己兜里,剩下的都递给她说:“我作为一个男人,取多少钱?怎么花?这是我的自由!轮不到你管!”
 编辑 手舞足蹈
 编辑 你们俩这事还打起架来了吗?看起来还真的是不分上下呢。
 编辑 团队中必须有个精英才能完成艰巨的任务,不然就是一群菜鸟
 编辑 哈哈,简直猝不及防啊
 编辑 就不能认识一下吗?这 样我很尴尬的!
 编辑 保甜不啊?
 编辑 妹子这背包太碉堡了
 编辑 二哈把洗澡的拖鞋咬烂了,再咬烂我就吃了它
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