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“同事老人过世,妹子们是去吃席的吧?”神评可恶了!哈哈哈
 你以为挪到那边就够得着了么?

 老婆,别生气啊,我真的已经尽力了
 环境真的很重要,只是不知道 这只鸡是不是自己开的屏?
 有谁知道这是什么动物吗? 每天这是在干什么?
 “恶搞一下领导,希望不要被发现...”哈哈哈行走的灯泡啊!

 咱也不知道这是谁的女朋友,反正我知道她是失恋了
 社会平头哥,人狠话不多
 这要是网不结实。。。
 女人变脸比翻书还快!
 马上就要圣诞节了,再吃一顿好的,就过阳历年了
 “10天大的婴儿,这是怎么了?”哈哈哈哈老妈说洗一洗还可以要


 当男朋友不在身边的时候,如何给他正确地选择衣服~~666
 老公 医生说我有宝宝了你开不开心?
 老师看到这样试卷,不知道会给多少分
 厉害了我的哥,你就不怕被蛰到吗?
 货车:旁边那哥们躺着,我也想躺躺

 就是喜欢这样的木桌子,特别是高度正好适合,
 大爷卖得一手好萌呀
 哥们,怎么办我在地铁上看上一个漂亮的小姐姐,要如何搭讪呀!
 哥哥:弟弟,饿了是吧?来,哥喂奶给你喝。哈哈..小伙子将来有前途哈
 哥们:师傅你这理发是认真的吗?吓得我动都不敢动,太感动了!
 女生喝多了什么都做得出来
 脑筋急转弯
 你这姿势不行,要像我这样才能丢出去

 妹子,我说你表情咋那么痛苦,原来是脚被踩了。
 别和闺蜜一起住!不然你睡觉她都不放过你!
 带狗子去过一次酒吧,从此就一发不可收拾
 这么多鱼,兄弟们可要当心哦
 那么问题来了,一共有多少条腿呢?
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