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兄弟你这身手不赖
 猫咪在拜佛
 给哥笑一个
 4块钱的营养快线,硬是喝出了茅台的味道!
 手里的鸡腿怎么突然就不香了呢?
 有钱人都是啥生活啊,鞋子都是充电的
 女生用这样的眼神看你,很快你就会脱离单身!
 我对天发誓,如果我变心天打雷劈,这个婚还能结吗?
 咱也不知道这叫什么,但总觉得很神秘
 大爷还是原来的大爷,脾气依旧很火暴
 哎呀,我去,妹子你的牙和我的牙一样啊,很配啊!
 本想洗车,结果悟出独孤九剑…
 有钱人买跑车的原因
 新郎,你不想努力了?瓜皮!
 救命啊!我被桌子封印了
 两位大哥真的好养生,但不洗洗再吃吗
 这么可爱的狗狗,怎么还反过来摸我的头呐
 对于爱干净的人来说,水龙头的开关一定要冲洗干净
 有谁做过这样的事情,举个手!我猜绝不止我一人!
 实在喝不下了,只好举白旗投降!
 这才是真正的冲浪啊,我骄傲了吗?
 只要家里有水缸,哪里都是马尔代夫
 60秒是它的的极限,但不是老爸的极限
 珍爱生命,远离豪车,哥们这安全距离做得很到位嘛
 这大概就是铁齿铜牙吧!
 哪位大神赶紧把我家这二货妹子取走,彩礼一分不要
 这是我见过扣篮最牛逼的一位,就问你们服不服?不服可以来篮球场上见
 别犹豫了,相信自己可以的!不敢的话我帮你一把!
 比正剧好看
 姑娘,离巫婆只差一步了
 奥利奥魔法阵充电器
 这就是成年男人的世界,竟然还有那么多人看笑话!
 公司里业绩最高的一个部门,我们部门没资格跳这样的舞!
 左边妹子我就想问,练翻,这个技能你练了多久,我也很感兴趣!!
 不能说我丑的情况下,你会怎么形容我的长相?
 看看像谁?
 我和这位网友有着同样的好奇,为什么鳄鱼的天敌是它呢?
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