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2022-03-14 18:36 |
爱情不分性别种族
 朋友你这脾气怎么这么暴躁啊
 那一鞠躬很认真,老师很可爱
 烤榴莲,你觉得味道怎么样?
 给公司里妹子的礼物,瞬间我就有女朋友了
 老婆别急,我这就来帮你
 做人就像这条鱼,一定要折腾,不然只会沉沦
 挖掘机技术哪家强
 正在数小金库的男人,听见老婆喊他,这反应速度真是没谁了!
 这棵树千年都不止了吧
 你们都是坏人,我想睡个觉都这么难!
 在这个社会,每有一项技能都很容易被淘汰
 交警叔叔,你不懂我!!
 这是外国友人最新的打招呼方式,看来我是学不会了
 孩子:老爸,我下次再也不出来旅游了!我还是乖乖地在家写作业
 还没有弄清楚怎么回事,就倒下了
 飞起来了
 笑的不仅迷人,而且笑得灿烂!更笑出狗类最高境界
 这是最新型的车吗?可以研发出来吗?不需要电和油!
 这是满汉全席
 爸爸打电话让我回家帮忙掰棒子,我就把我的车开来了
 哥们,了解一下,你的脚味道鱼都受不了
 哎呀妈呀,脑瓜疼!
 你们先玩我妈喊我回家吃饭了
 二哈:我感觉自己已经是个废狗了
 你这得有多饿啊,话说馒头不比泡面便宜吗?
 正在啃自己尾巴的小奶猫,别说吃得还津津有味
 你们两个还是不要打了!有什么矛盾是不能解决的!
 雪人:你们俩到底想干什么!
 你倒是给我个痛快!
 妹子,你是不是以为你成功了
 我家的守家神兽,看你们谁还敢欺负我
 老板好饿呀,这是五花肉吗?
 “以我的工资,追她有多大胜算?”哈哈哈
 我只要空瓶子,不要其它的
 "能用普通话念出他名字的人还没出生!"你敢试试吗?哈哈哈哈!
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