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2022-03-14 17:52 |
1.这是......兄弟没想到你是这种人
 2.“捡到这玩意,是不是也能成为人上人...”哈哈哈走了啥狗屎运!
 3.马上就要成功了,再努力一下!
 4.团结就是力量,这力量是铁,这力量是刚
 5.这招叫做让龙归位!男人都懂的
 6.姑娘公众场合注意点,这么多人看着你还敢翻越栏杆,我都替你觉得不好意思了。
 7.秋名山车神来了,反正这不是我
 8.姑娘我知道你长得是好看,不过等车的时候可别顾着自拍啊。
 9.以后不要叫我守门!
 10.都说,子不教父之过,哈哈哈~这位小朋友,你妈妈知道你小小年纪就喜欢偷看女生裙底嘛??小心被抓住暴打哟~哈哈哈!
 11.妹子,带上墨镜,整个世界都是你的
 12.来来来,哪位diao大的,告诉我他是怎么开的
 13.“老婆每天睡前都这样锻炼,我顶不住了”兄弟要不换我?哈哈哈
 14.列啊咧啊,卧槽,老爸来了,快跑快跑
 15.有这功夫,我都能开几箱了
 16.得给摄影师算误工费了
 17.你的这个操作,我是看不懂了
 18.想要偷吃,得练好本事啊 19.淡淡的忧伤
 20.脑筋急转弯
 兄弟,技术可以啊,佩服佩服
 有这样的媳妇给我做饭,感觉自己的生活好幸福啊
 这样的的队友有点坑啊,下次不能和他们玩了
 大哥,我建议你还是用手吃饭,之后要学习一下怎么用筷子啊,不然在饭桌上会很尴尬的
 你们一家人吃饭这么淡定吗
 看来大哥是练家子出身啊,这功夫可以教我一下吗
 狗子:主人有一颗爱打扮的心,我是被迫的
 美女你回去吧,别打我主意了我实在是看不上你
 这块肉是我买来的,就是有点贵
 兄弟,长点心吧,等练好了技术在过来表演吧
 美女们穿裙子的时候可得注意了,可别让小哥哥占便宜了
 大哥,你都在这看人家妹子看了很长时间,人家都尴尬了
 妹子,你是想表达什么意思啊?小编怎么看不懂
 兄弟技术很好啊,你是怎么炼成的,可以教我一下吗
 妹子注意点吧,这种衣服在家穿穿就行了,出门千万别穿,太暴露了
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