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2022-03-13 21:44 |
来源: 頂尖娛樂123 原标题:去女票家里做客,说有好吃的招待我,这谁咽的下去啊!
 国足有希望了!
 这是我见过最有意志力的卡车了
 妹子,洗个头发而已,要不要这样有节奏感啊
 主子三天没打我了,我的屁股太痒了
 女汉子俱乐部~
 行车过路口时记住要“左顾右盼”!
 泰山崩于前,而剑心不乱
 一块砖头就解决了
 一字马、鲤鱼打挺,每一个动作都是那么憋得慌!
 他就是我们小区的陀螺小王子,至今无人能敌
 到底是谁怀孕啊?

 电动车:跟我玩,哼~
 妹子,怎么感觉这束花不是送给你的
 太极是如此的优雅!
 三观不合,不相为谋。快闭嘴,不想听你??
 大哥,上一天班了,终于可以放飞一下自己了

 大姐,你是不是对这个健身器材有什么误解?
 大哥,你这头发太个性了!不忍直视啊
 跟我斗,你个战五渣
 这个暗器发的真是让人猝不及防
 我的迪迦不可能这样的!小朋友看了瞬间心碎…
 吃肉吃多了,今天要改吃素这是要世界大战,还是有人要渡劫
 传说中的绝技!脸刹!
 那位哥们去了这大姐有福了,能吃能喝就是福啊
 大哥,你在我面前给我表演一下
 蛤蟆功式投篮?我去!
 不许打扰我看美女
 喵星人:锁我吼,TMD松开我
 这就像一个妹子背对着我,然后她一回头吓我等我一激灵!
 狗子:作为王者,最烦的就是三宫六院的妃子
 回家都一个星期了,说好的相亲呢?也没人来这啥情况啊?
 嗑瓜子都成了一门艺术
 好家伙,这样的香肠很好吃。
 “去女票家里做客,说有好吃的招待我,这谁咽的下去啊!”哈哈哈


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