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2022-03-11 22:21 |
一片天空
 带个美瞳揉揉眼睛
 这是穿着夜行衣就出来了吗
 榨最新鲜的汁,拉最薄的稀
 看来老天都提示你男朋友注定劈腿
 小样还想欺负我,有本事你别跑,给我站住!
 算你厉害有本事等我长大了!
 抓不到会疯吗
 原来收红薯都有机器了,我还以为要用人工挖呢
 悟空,快快跟随师父取经吧,她是你取不来的!
 以后就用这个方法买单,谁能买单完全看运气
 隆重的揭幕仪式
 这地方应该很高吧!你也不经常运动,所以就这样了!
 到底是人遛狗,还是狗遛人啊
 报告首长,我发现两名间谍
 别怕,让我来帮你一把
 为什么会这样
 划船不用桨,全靠浪!
 不知道为什么,我看着就像想笑
 不做就不会死,外国人少是有理由的
 这么调皮的岳父,以后有的玩了
 小哥这眼神有点迷离啊
 小伙子一点耐心都没有,真的不配谈朋友啊
 我寻思着这小奶狗没人要
 这朵玫瑰花,是你男朋友送的吧
 农家的孩子懂事就是早
 沉睡地下整三年,朝夕相处终成蝉,未出寒冬三步走,煎炸油炒成盘餐,三年修炼未唱歌,只因人类嘴太馋!
 主人:狗子不纯没事,我纯就行!
 姑娘不知道你许的什么愿?难道是今天别让你吹灭蜡烛?
 不知道把车卖了,能赔得起不?
 在我的世界里,只有我才是最摇摆的,别人肯定都没我这么帅气!
 我怎么突然看不懂这位大哥了呢?
 这个老板当得也太憋屈了吧,一个员工请一个假都成这样子。
 BOSS都会有攻击死角 人是已经尽力了,奈何遥控器不给力呀。
 如果他发现了世界地图的话,那么中国版图将会有很大的变化。
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