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 没内味,最后还会跑回厕所去
 赞美太阳
 羡慕自带小桌板的人
 走一个虎虎生威

 这姿势学不来

 破冰车
 请给我留个出口,谢谢
 涨袋火腿肠都没这么夸张
 亲测有效,已经在洗床单了
 必达快递,使命必达
 石中出
 海盗狗!


 垃圾新分类
 脑袋越来越大,脖子越来越粗
 阿妹你看 上帝压狗
 还我冰墩墩啊
 怪不得女人喜欢海王
 我现在理解了,要是跟我说这家伙比我美,我也会想杀人
 天天喊……八成是有问题
 我已经耳鸣了
 这衣服洗的又白又大!
 不行了,要溢出来了
 掏鸡取卵
 因为这样能吸引大家都来买伏特加
 还是白丝
 那个,不能让君士坦丁十一世变猫娘吗
 上勾拳!
 一位头脑开明的总统
 我三磷酸腺苷表示不服
 淦,真吉尔怪
 真·脖子下面全是腿
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