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2022-02-15 22:26 |
01 若问监狱哪家强,且看欧美各列强
 02 这~~是一个有故事的店铺
 03 这猪你要是在不杀可就没了
 04 快躺好,有人来吃饭了,别理中间那条,新来的
 05 屋里的男人在发誓
 06 这车加油太难,每次都得等半天
 07 这是最新的麻花胎
 08 凭实力单身
 09 想跟我抢球,你还嫩了点
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 11 这熊孩子真会玩
 12 好机智的少年
 13 水娃已经找到,剩下的几兄弟在哪里?
 14 自制家用烘干机
 15我弄的我给回复了,后面的不知道是谁干的
 16 司机等等,还有人没上车呢
 17 老板我叫你不开工资
 18 这什么手机,我给我女朋友也买一个
 19 原来是猫哥,不好意思我认错了
 20 居然没能擦出火花
 21 理发师:不用那么看我,又想骗我搞对象,不给理发钱
 22 原来你在扒虾
 23 面条要是不够闲,咱可以找服务员加点盐啊
 24 凡事不要慌,先拍张照片,发个朋友圈
 25 地位在高,不干正事也是白搭
 26 摄像你别乱发啊,咱都一个台的
 27 这是变魔术吗
 28 他以为我睡觉了
 29 发月饼了,自己的自己往回拉
 30 我的新娘在你车上,我听见她的召唤了
 31 我感觉你吃了个饺子,但又好像没吃
 32 本想一战成名,结果挑错宿舍了
 33 姑娘,人家小伙子就没想搞对象,你别往伞里钻了。
 34 难
 35 大妈:小伙子我可等到你了
 考眼力,你能5秒中找出不同那张吗

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