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2022-01-29 20:54 |
1.女小偷:只要不报案,怎样都行,小伙答应了,半年后…哈哈哈哈哈
 2.当我把工资条发到家族群里的时候,然后我爸??哈哈哈哈哈,太真实了吧
 3.“媳妇不在调戏一下她闺蜜,没想到真得手了”哈哈哈哈想换对象可以直说!
 4.这是啥玩意儿?还这么烫?
 5.军训中遇到的妹子,我是不是该提前出手了?
 6.这个技能咋样
 7.妹子,不会用刹车你乱骑什么摩托车呀?
 8.前面那个没上去,后面的再努力也是徒劳啊,你消停一会吧
 9.选美比赛现场
 10.同样都是喂鸡,怎么别人能这么有创意呢?
 11.天天吃肉,今天吃点草吧
 12.姑娘看来你是真的饿了,不忌口
 13.别跑,敢在我面前秀恩爱...
 14.礼让是一种美德狗子要不你先过去吧!
 15.在家没人打拳,今天和二汪打了一场
 16.兄弟我来助力。
 17.请善待给你食物的人,因为你永远不知道下一次他会给你吃什么
 18.这是谁啊!我看着可是有点熟悉,但是不认识啊!
 19.哥们,不管这是什么秘籍,第四式才是真理
 20.今天路上遇到的,一辆车挂在了房顶上面,这司机绝对是牛人啊!
 21.怪不得你出不来了呢?肯定是你的脾气不好!
 22.女施主别动手,咱有话好好说,大不了从了你就是了
 23.哥们快点出来吧,再慢点都要干了!
 24.我就想安安静静睡个觉
 25.防火防盗防闺蜜,这句话还是很有道理的
 26.我想我顶不过这一脚。
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