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2022-01-08 20:20 |
宝宝快出生了,帮忙取个名字吧


 大哥装得太像了,我还真以为是四颗鸡蛋呢
 二郎腿一翘,小动画一看,生活就是这么惬意
 大家觉得这道题应该怎么算,知道的评论区帮忙解答一下
 妹子这是把车开到沙漠里了么,怎么也不知道关窗户
 好不容易把你放生,怎么还跑回去了
 隔壁黄鸡敢欺负我们,走,兄弟们找它报仇
 这才是正宗的吃瓜群众,吃得好认真啊
 你是想把小姐姐绑在公交车上吗,实在太坏了
 车已经满足不了你了,来开飞机吧
 有了这把神器,我是不是就能成为下一个诸葛孔明
 昨天拆了十六个家,实在太累了好好休息一下
 伤敌八百,自损一千
 这么漂亮的女生倒追我,到底图什么呢?
 只要没有百分之百成功,就是功亏一篑
 人的头像也可以注册商标吗,不懂
 死神还想收我?门都没有
 母爱就是伟大,为孩子们撑起一片蓝天
 这咋还输不起了,太小家子气
 谁能找出这只狗来呢,反正我看起来都一样
 这是在糖炒栗子么,怎么看起来都一样
 实在太尴尬了,怎么跑着跑着裤子还掉了
 有大妈在这运筹帷幄,我们拔河绝对不会输的
 小黄,让你不要招惹隔壁二哈,脸又被打肿了吧
 臭铲屎的,教你乱换台,快给我换回去
 真香,今天这碗面条怎么比以前的劲道呢
 看门狗即使睡着了也坚守岗位,真敬业啊
 铲屎官我都说了,我不想跟你击掌
 这个游戏是什么,人肉炸弹?
 惯性太大了,让小姐姐摔了一个狗吃屎
 你到底想不想让我进,吓得我不敢进啊
 如果证明鬼的存在,能不能得诺贝尔奖项?
 这个路桩是修车厂装的吧,每年养活了多少修车厂
 “老婆和小姨子是双胞胎,都是肤白貌美大长腿!”怎么分辨啊哈哈哈
 这世上没有别的瓜了,如果再有我就把这张纸吃了

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