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姑娘你就叫吧,你叫的越大声,我摇的越兴奋
 大哥,就你这个店,一天一头牛不够吧
 隔壁爷爷第一次放羊,一不小心竟放上了房顶
 这才是真正的老司机,可惜老司机的车我不敢坐啊
 不知道这样一辆车又会赢得谁的青春年华
 大哥攒了半年的钱吃一顿火锅,还赶上下大雨
 朋友问我在干嘛,我说在装B呢
 那个在梦里萦绕的家和人,如今还在不在你身旁
 大叔:别人看我太癫狂,我笑他人看不穿
 大哥,你还是找个脱粒机吧,你这样更费电啊
 大哥,你这发明不管好坏,但看着有点费人啊
 自从参加了一次同学聚会,回家后就天天这样看电视
 狗子:这样的生活我过够了,真的太难了
 卖家说车钱付了一半,我们只能给你一半的车
 谁知道这是哪里的吃食,看上去很好吃的样子
 狗子:特么的,说好不用武器的
 这什么技术啊,这是油还是酒啊
 大姐,你家这车很占停车位吧
 看着我碗里的土,我感觉活得不如一只猫
 两千一天请的师傅,大家看看值不值
 训练了六年的大雁,大家看看值多少钱
 想给老婆做一个红烧肉,应该不会被打死吧
 真正厉害的男人,就是走到哪都带着老婆
 带男朋友出去吃顿饭,他非要说我想刺杀他
 谁说这个动作很容易的,那就快来医院看看我
 青山绿水,住在这最少可以多活二十年吧
 大家看看我家的猫怎么了,是不是看到我看不到的东西了
 时尚辣妈,回头一笑很迷人!
 妹子把手放开,让我来
 气质真好

自制指甲刀,只需要一秒钟,
 我也被吓了一跳,
 鱼:谢谢您勒! 我已经看出破绽了,
 好拉风的摩托车,应该要1000块钱吧?
 我又一次相信爱情了,
 易错题,
 明明才喝一杯怎么就醉了?又想让我买单吧,
 兄弟真是个人才啊,
 这个才是终极自动驾驶汽车,
 猜出五个你就是神,

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