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1.“晚上睡的好好的,谁能解释那十五分钟发生了什么?”确实令人疑惑,哈哈哈哈
 2.想要越狱的牛牛,没想到最后还是回到原点了啊
 3.后面的人是有多讨厌记者啊,至于对人家这个样子吗?
 4.大鱼:听说你们到处都在说我死了?诈尸给你们看!
 5.原谅色鸡腿,你身边有没有适合吃这个的朋友?
 6.男人的快乐就是这么简单啊,有的时候真的傻得可爱
 7.狗子是成精了吧,主人说什么它好像真的可以听懂
 8.小伙子和这坨便便的缘分是命中注定的,谁都无法阻拦啊
 9.只是吃个火龙果而已,狗子你要不要吃得这么吓人啊
 10.牧羊犬太难了,又要当爹又要当妈
 11.妹子穿着旗袍一定要注意坐姿,要不然难免会有不怀好意的目光,要知道保护自己
 12.小鸡们是把橘猫当成妈妈了吗?小橘猫看起来竟然还挺享受
 13.为了品尝真正的野生蜂蜜妹子也是拼了,最后真的没变香肠嘴吗?
 14.电动车看来是累坏了,迫不及待的想赶紧进家门休息休息
 15.为什么要穿这么大的鞋子啊,那个娇羞的表情真的很让小编出戏
 16.这才是前车之鉴的正确示范,不知道对过往车辆有没有起到好的警示作用呢?
 17.大家难道都没有发现自己的头顶上藏着一只巨型蜘蛛侠吗?
 18.不是说好了扫码就能进屋吗?怎么扫了还是不让进?
 19.它们的求生欲很让人感动,但是我还是决定要满足自己的味蕾
 20.丢了一个几十块钱的包得到一辆电动车,怎么想怎么都觉得很合算,多来几次这样的抢劫好吗
 21.这鞋子可真能藏沙子啊,所以说还是穿拖鞋来沙滩吧
 22.现在结个婚新郎伴郎都不容易啊,伴娘可真会想办法折磨人
 23.大爷你可悠着点啊,千万别脱手了
 冰激凌吃出新花样,女朋友又开始撒娇了
 提线木偶,总感觉有一种恐怖感
 跟老板说多放点白菜,我觉得这家店以后要常来
 店里客人太多,碗用光了,自己人吃只能这样将就一下了
 如果我说这是织布机,应该不会暴露我的年龄吧
 艺术来源于生活,不信你看这种艺术怎么样
 这么好看的馒头,现在的年轻人做保护出来吧
 从朋友那买的牛肉,看这个颜色我再也不想去他那买了
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