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1,长大了肯定是一位优秀的女司机,玩的这么溜
 2,妹子,你这锁骨里面还能养鱼啊
 3,新郎小日子过的真不错,也不怕新娘让你跪搓衣板
 4,这个不得劲,下次试试扔铅球
 5,以为人好欺负,这回遇到硬茬了吧
 6,这肯定不是你的车,也不是你家的娃
 7,就这个小娃娃的技术,不是我说,我还真打不赢她
 8,开学第1天,7个室友用纹身贴吓唬我,我只好拿出吸管...哈哈哈
 9,肺活量大呢,还是腮帮子大?
 10,奶奶养大的孩子,做饭的手艺就是好!
 11,牵手的年纪,你却用来和姑娘比力气
 12,只顾自己吃,分给我一点!
 13,昨晚下雨没关窗,看看衣服淋湿了没
 14,爸妈是真爱,孩子是外卖!
 15,说实话很不明白,那些上厕所为什么不带手纸的呢?非要别人给他送
 16,喵星人:这只鱼好像和其他的鱼不太一样,惹不起惹不起
 17,这条鱼是挑衅我吗?信不信我跳下来打你一顿
 18,这个倒放简直就是魔鬼啊,哈哈哈

 这是什么级别的机械,我一个人肯定推不动啊
 姑娘:我一点都不害怕 大腿:姐,你怕,你真怕
 沉浸式秋千
 喵星人:这主人不会是个傻子吧
 大哥这洗车太值了,连衣服也省得洗了
 给老师拜个早年
 如果你的脸特别别大,那就尝试一下侧颜
 看大哥这脚,应该是新手吧
 在野生动物园,千万不要下车,不然后果可能是这样的,甚至更惨
 哈哈哈,两个人一脸懵逼!
 大哥,别人撸串费钱,你这撸串费鞋啊
 妹子带我去唱歌,拿起话筒不放下,怎么办?
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