姜谷粉丝 |
2021-11-23 11:09 |
这个驾照是考来的吗?
 你们可真过分啊,家里的拖拉机、牛不用,用一只二哈耕地,也不怕它累着 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]
 6666,哥们你的手疼吗 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [] 每只单身狗背后都有一个心酸的故事 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]
别这样,要是再不放手,姐就要喊人了啊 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]
 这自行车竟然能骑回家,佩服 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]这样的过年才热闹 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]想抢镜,没门 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]巡逻了,都给我看着点 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]我好累啊主人怎么还不回来 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]你动作错啦,我来教教你 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] 你看我帅不帅,诶你看我帅 不 帅 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [再见再见,记得点个在看 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] 生命力顽强!妹子看的都不好意思了! [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] 理发师所理解的“随便修一下”大概都是这样的 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]外卖小哥真是无所不能啊 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)]雨刷器坏了,只好手动将就下,能省点钱就省点吧! [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] 自从有了这个办法我喝酒再也喝不醉了 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] 哥们,说好变魔术的,干嘛撞墙啊,变不出来也不用这样啊 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] 多看一会,你就。。。 [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] [color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8)] 这是什么包子啊!我最不喜欢有奶油的东西!
 这是谁家的水管啊!怎么出水了,没人管了吗?
 这是什么动物?乌龟吗?嘴长这么大啊!
 孩子,你怎么那么会玩呢?手是不是不想要了!
 哥们,还是分手吧!你这女朋友太厉害了!
 自从来了新的外卖小妹,我就只吃她送的了!
 蠢货那是咱们自己家的球门,猪一样的队友啊
 老板你这很不地道啊!本来抓到了娃娃,又被猫给抓回去了!
 用力过猛,车门把弄掉了!
 看书看的头都累了,用脚拖着先吧
 小伙子还一脸懵懂不知
 看大哥这发型实在是太帅气了吧?爱他,你怕了吗?
 年少有为不自卑,妹子一抓一大堆
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